Zany Transcript of Police Video

Transcript of Conversation with Craig Burch, Florence Policeman, Looking in Window "Investigating" at Big Bone, and refusing to go away.

The following was posted on Utube as a transcription of this video:

Won't Go Away

 It reads like a script written by James Joyce.  Maybe I have discovered an important source of modern literature!  Phrases like "jacoby politically seed floors" and "i don't care idoney jude here jobs" could have been written by university literature professors just yesterday, if they had been this intelligent.  "anything criminal and i want to go away anti-tank either" ain't bad for starters.

Try this mouthful: "nobody else is on the deedrick made i've this is an outhouse cold and i want to go electrocuted powered maybe she doesn't live here anymore technical data car maybe she asked you".  Or my favourite:  "whiskey what is your name craig" and I suppose that one would have a question mark after it, if this wuddn't modern lit.

I 'spect that electonic transcription has a ways to go before it is perfected, right-o, Whiskey?

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well then uh... don't go away


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okay no and i'll tell you something about their ok stand down


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listened


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there's no keys anywhere


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we're set


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i will tell you something particularly botanical i want to tell you something


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you don't have any business being here whatsoever excluded all criminal


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investigation


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i don't care idoney jude here jobs


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lecture uh... dish into partisan here before


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but uh... we don't have anything to do with your


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protecting


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you know when you're talking to she said yeah jacoby politically seed floors


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i don't know what you're talking about but i think you need to go away


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there were no d_c_ where and i want you to go away


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accused it doesn't matter what you think i want you to go away you don't have any


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business being here ago well i'm sorry


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if there's nobody here for you to talk to you can talk to you


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i don't care what you think i want you to go away


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we'll have a business down here


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down here with your light senior police in we are stuck like a artist ok what i


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want you to know what to do this has nothing to do you have you nobody do


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anything criminal and i want to go away anti-tank either


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i want you to go when replying and uh...


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ryan rehearsal and cannot come on a property right


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and i think i want you to allow


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relocating i'll


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works i want to go away in regards


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but


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body does not here and you can talk about it doesn't want to talk to you


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whiskey what is your name craig


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but joe k


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i want you to go away creek burgeoning the salon


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cakap tak with no ka you can color you can talk you can do anything care what


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you're going to slow that you have any crimes investigate dot you have any


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place to go in florence italy okay


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dissident ok alright well you don't have a business been hearing do anything i


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want you go away okke how do you know somebody who is here this is my house


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nobody else is on the deedrick made i've this is an outhouse cold and i want to


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go electrocuted powered


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maybe she doesn't live here anymore technical data car maybe she asked you


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says my car park uh... it's my car


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stressor maybe so maybe she's over and out in town


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usual maybe she'd it may be shown above the minority


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okay welt i'm sorry she's not here you can talk to her


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elicit it doesn't matter uses i don't have to tell you my phone number maybe i


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don't have a phone


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yankees crisscross i don't care what your criss-cross says that you don't


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have to come in bother me


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it's where's ok and this is how it works here because i want you to come here and


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harassment investigation


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i don't care i'm sorry


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prepare alberto i'm sorry


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two thousand well


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i my wife is on the phone


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with a dispatch talking to you know barclay says no littered incumbent


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caress my family and i think that the taxpayer should know how their money is


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being waged against him


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i think that this is unconscionable that he would sign that they weren't collins


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and county police


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better wildlife agencies and so on


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and so i want the people who can you know how people can take you to know


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this give the kind of a restaurant that we could set up individuals